I still feel sorry for Kenickie though.
He saves up all summer, works hard lugging boxes around and taking orders from people in spite of being naturally rebellious, is super proud over the fact that he finally has his own car, and one of the first things his friends say is: “What a hunk of junk.”
Cronus when someone promises to set up a blind date for him
Human Cronus when he’s asked what he wants over the winter holidays
Ugh my mouth feels so weird and I am already sick to death of soft foods.
Welp, time to sleep for four hours, then wake up for a couple hours, then sleep for probably a straight 24 hours after that.
My mom took one of the cooked crab’s claws she ordered at Red Lobster and moved it like it was a puppet mouth.
My mom is a goof and I love her.
"Speaking of Dualscar and tight clothes and leather…"
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT HEAVILY IMPLIED AROMANTIC JAKE
because everyone is too involved shipping dirkjake
Here’s why you shouldn’t give up